Have I been married for too long?

[mick]

Last night I was sitting on the lounge watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'what do  you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?'

 I said, ' chicken please'

 She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'

[scratchinaround]

Last night I was sitting on the lounge watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'what do  you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?'

 I said, ' chicken please'

 She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'

     DOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH,  I sure  miss   all   that,  and  the  cat  too.              cheers 

[turonhippy]

Yep i miss all that too, except i got to keep the cat he he 

cheers  hippy

[Smurf]

A quick way around is


What do you want for dinner?

I reply, I'll have whatever the dogs having

I usually get Steak,  whatever the dogs left.

[scratchinaround]

A quick way around is


What do you want for dinner?

I reply, I'll have whatever the dogs having

I usually get Steak,  whatever the dogs left.

                           ahhhh  SMURF,  the  joys  of  wedded  bliss.    do you have to fight the dog  for  the steak, and are you allowed in the house ?       cheers